Dear Audy,

If I could talk to my younger self, this is what I would tell him.

My buns don’t want none unless you got an anaconda, hun.

When you’re by someone and you notice them turning the cell phone away from you so you can’t see who or what they’re talking about. I wasn’t even looking at your phone. So what are you trying to hide?

Your self worth is in your perception. Don’t let the way someone treats you or makes you feel change this.

People will notice the change in your behavior towards them but won’t notice their behavior that made you change.

When you feel like someone’s hiding something from you, they probably are. Trust your gut.

"It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently."
-Warren Buffet


I’ve always thought that the purpose of a breakup was to end the relationship. “Maybe one day we can be friends,” he says. “Friends?” If I wanted to be friends, I would have just stayed as a friend from the beginning. I have enough friends, thank you. My friends have never screwed me over and they’ve never broken my heart. So, Adios Felicia and don’t forget to take your homewreckin ex boyfriend with you. You guys didn’t last very long, did you?

I’m still with my bf. This was an angry post about a past relationship.